150 Funny Movie Sayings or Quotes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

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Some movie sayings or quotes have a great way of gradually influencing our everyday conversations, especially those from the pithy and repeatable dialogue. Perhaps, these one-liner movie sayings or quotes, or catchphrases have weaselled their way into our vernacular so completely that we even forget where they came from. While there are several comedy movies out there, a good number of them have created a viral phrase which has circulated to all parts of the world and is being uttered by almost every movie buff out there.

That being said, these movie saying or quotes also have a way of bringing comic relief to everyone. And when you are out with your friends, you might want to impress them with your movie knowledge. Check out these 150 funny movie sayings or quotes from your favorite films that are guaranteed to make you laugh. Enjoy!

Funny Movie Sayings or Quotes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

1. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – The Princess Bride (1987)

2. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!” – Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

3. “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

4. “There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.” – The First Wives Club (1996)

5. “Inconceivable! Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethah today. As you wish” – The Princess Bride 1987

6. “I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.” The Big Lebowski (1998)

7. “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.” – Spaceballs (1987)

8. “Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery?” – The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

9. “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!” – Animal House (1978)

10. “I’ll have what she’s having. When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” – When Harry Met Sally (1989)

11. Keep the change, ya filthy animal. I made my family disappear. Ahhhhhh! (preferably with hands on cheeks).” – Home Alone (1990)

12. “I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you’re the middle child in a family of five million, you don’t get any attention. I mean, how is it possible?” – Antz (1998)

13. “I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree.” – Bridesmaids (2011)

14. “There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.” – The Blues Brothers (1980)

15. “So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.” – Coming to America (1988)

16. “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. O’Doyle rules! Soooo hot. Want to touch the hiney. Stop looking at me, swan!” – Billy Madison (1995)

17. “This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.” – Groundhog Day (1993)

18. “Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond. But it doesn’t last 22 minutes, it lasts forever.” – Knocked Up (2007)

19. “You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.” – Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

20. “Show me the money. You complete me. You had me at hello.” – Jerry Maguire (1996)

21. “There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?” – Airplane (1980)

22. “I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.” – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

23. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.” – Winnie the Pooh (2011)

24. “You’re so money, and you don’t even know it. Vegas, baby. Vegas.” – Swingers (1996)

25. “‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get!” – The Incredibles (2004)

26. “How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?…I don’t want to hear your excuses. The center has to be at least three times bigger than this.” – Zoolander (2001)

27. “There are only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.” – Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

28. “I feel the need to express something, but I don’t know what it is I want to express.” – Interiors (1978)

29. “Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.” – True Detective Season 2 (2015)

30. “I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary … ’til they die.” – Gamers (1967)

31. “Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.” – Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

32. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” – Airplane (1980)

33. “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, your opinion, man. The dude abides.” – The Big Lebowski (1998)

34. “Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?” – Rush Hour (1998)

35. “You sit on a throne of lies. You smell like beef and cheese.” – Elf (2003)

36. “I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, whereas rumors, true or false, are often revealing.” – Inglorious Basterds (2009)

37. “We’re going streaking! You’re my boy, Blue. Earmuffs, once it hits your lips, it’s so good.” – Old School (2003)

38. “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob. Whaaaaat’s happening? Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays. I have people skills!” – Office Space (1999)

39. “Just the tip, I got a Stage 5 clinger.” – Wedding Crashers (2005)

40. “Mole! Bloody mole! We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE!” – Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

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41. “Good morning…oh, and in case I don’t see ya…good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.” – The Truman Show (1998)

42. “The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.” – Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)

43. “Why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here?” – Back to the Future (1985)

44. “May the Force be with you.” – Star Wars (1977)

45. “We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.” – Best in Show (2000)

46. “Help me, I’m poor. Look away! It’s happening. It’s happening. It happened. I’m ready to partyyyyyyy!” Bridesmaids (2011)

47. “Stop trying to make fetch happen. You can’t sit with us. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” – Mean Girls (2004)

48. “The doctors say he has a 50-50 chance of surviving, but there’s only a ten percent chance of that.” – Naked Gun (1988)

49. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” – Hercules (2014)

50. “We’ve been goin’ about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puffs’ okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!” – Ghostbusters (1984)

51. “Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” – Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

52. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill smelled like … victory.” – Apocalypse Now (2019)

53. “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” – The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

54. “I wish I knew how to quit you.” – Brokeback Mountain (2005)

55. “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.” – To Have and Have Not (1944)

56. “You is kind, you is smart; you is important.” – The Help (2011)

57. “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.” – The Live (1988)

58. “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!” – The Italian Job

59. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” – The silence of the Lambs (1991)

60. “You don’t understand! I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender, I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” – On the Waterfront (1954)

61. “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then, when you get the money, you get the power. When you get the power, THEN you get the woman!” – Scarface (1983)

62. “You can put a cat in an oven, but that don’t make a biscuit.” – White Men Can’t Jump (1992)

63. “Goonies never say die!” – The Goonies (1985)

64. “I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.” – Sunset Boulevard (1950)

65. “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” – The Usual Suspects (1995)

66. “The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.” – Fight Club (1999)

67. “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” – The Wizard of Oz (1939)

68. “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” – Casablanca (1942)

69. “When women go wrong, men go right after them.” – She Done Him Wrong (1933)

70. “McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?” –Superbad (2007)

71. “They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles.” – The Other Guys (2010)

72. “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” – Animal Crackers (1930)

73. “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” – The Godfather II (1974)

74. “Listen to me, mister. You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it. You’re going to get back on that horse, and I’m going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we’re gonna go, go, go!” – On Golden Pond (1981)

75. “My mother thanks you, my father thanks you; my sister thanks you. And I thank you.” – Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)

76. “I’m king of the world!” – Titanic (1997)

77. “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!” – The Wizard of Oz (1939)

78. “Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!” – Auntie Mame (1958)

79. “Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.” – Knute Rockne All American (1940)

80. “Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.” – King Kong (1933)

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81. “Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to share!” – Deadpool (2016)

82. “Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.” – Chinatown (1974)

83. “Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!” – The Jazz Singer (1927)

84. “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” – A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

85. “As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.” – Gone With the Wind (1939)

86. “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?” – Dirty Harry (1971)

87. “Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.” – Now, Voyager (1942)

88. “If you build it, he will come.” – Field of Dreams (1989)

89. “After all, tomorrow is another day!” – Gone With the Wind (1939)

90. “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” – Network (1976)

91. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” – Gone With the Wind (1939)

92. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

93. “A martini…shaken, not stirred.” – Goldfinger (1964)

94. “Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.” – Arthur (1996)

95. “They call me Mister Tibbs!” – In the Heat of the Night (1967)

96. “We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for…. One million dollars.” – Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

97. “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.” – The Big Bang Theory (2007)

98. “I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.” – Deadpool (2016)

99. “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” – Love Story (1970)

100. “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!” – Braveheart  (1995)

101. “If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.” – Taken (2008)

102. “To infinity…and beyond!” – Toy Story (1995)

103. “You talking to me?” – Taxi Driver (1976)

104. “Go ahead, make my day.” – Sudden Impact (1983)

105. “I drink your milkshake!” – There Will Be Blood (2007)

106. “Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” – Planet of the Apes (1968)

107. “What is your major malfunction, Numbnuts!?” – Full Metal Jacket (1987)

108. “These go to eleven.” – This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

109. “I’m walking here! I’m walking here!” – Midnight Cowboy (1969)

110. “They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on a mission from God.” – The Blues Brothers (1980)

111. “Is that everything? It seemed like he said quite a bit more than that.” – Lost in Translation (2003)

112. “Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!” – The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

113. “They call it a Royale with cheese.” – Pulp Fiction (1994)

114. “Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?” – Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937)

115. “Wax on, wax off.” – The Karate Kid (1984)

116. “I don’t want to survive. I want to live.” – 12 Years a Slave (2013)

117. “Stella! Hey, Stella!” – A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

118. “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!” – The Wizard of Oz (1939)

119. “I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” – Notting Hill (1999)

120. “Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stocked up here.” – As Good As it Gets (1997)

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121. “Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!” – Ghostbusters (1984)

122. “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.” – Zoolander (2001)

123. “I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.” – National Lampoon’s Van Wilder (2002)

124. “It’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly. And that makes me kind of happy.” – Bridesmaids (2011)

125. “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.” – Naked Gun (1988)

126. “The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.” – Love and Death (1975)

127. “Yeah… you’re a legend in your own mind.” – Dirty Harry (1971)

128. “Some things are not meant to last, they just take a place in your heart and make you smarter the next time.” – Alex and Emma (2003)

129. “What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.” – What Women Want (2000)

130. “Really. I have an interesting case, treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’m getting paid by eight people.” – Zelig (1983)

135. “What is this? A center for ants?” – Zoolander (2001)

136. “What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?” – Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

137. “A bird may love a fish, Signore, but where would they live?” – Ever After (1998)

138. “Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man.” – The Big Lebowski (1998)

139. “Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.” – Deadpool (2016)

140. “Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…” – Deadpool (2016)

141. “If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?” – Deadpool (2016)

142. “Hello, gorgeous.” – Funny Girl (1968)

143. “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.” – Animal House (1978)

144. “You shall not pass!” – Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

145. “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” – It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)

146. “I have strong feelings about gun control. If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it.” – Pink Cadillac (1989)

147. “All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.” – Sgt. Bilko (1996)

148. “Hasta la vista, baby.” – Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

149. “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” – Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

150. “Mama says, ‘Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump (1994)

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